Monthly Archives: November 2014

6 Types of Instagram posts that you’ll find on your timeline

Here’s a quick blog post that I was discussing with my wife last night. It must be said ..

Here are the 6 Instagram posts that you ALWAYS find on your timeline:

1- The ‘I-wasnt-aware-you-took-a-pic-of-me-but-Sobhan-Allah-I-look-like-I’m-about-to-walk-down-the-aisle’ Post

Shutup! We know this was premeditated. We know you planned this. The ‘Oh damn I wasnt looking but this is going to be my profile pic’ isnt fooling anyone!

2- The Mirror Selfie 

Ya Zalameh KHALAS. Whether in an elevator or in the place you choose to release your stomach waste, we all know it took you 2.6 million tries before posting that pic .. because you know, everyone’s going to notice if you tilted your face ever-so-slightly to the left, or right ..

3- The Fashionista that tells everyone exactly what she’s wearing by brand and store:

You know those .. the one with the caption that reads like this ‘Great day, wearing my LouisVuitton bag, Armani belt, Tiffany bracelet, Abu M7ammad hair tie and ready to take on the world lolololol’ and bam, now you’re fashionista with 123344550666799777 million followers. Our female sisters aren’t the only one guilty of this, I see lots of men doing the Fashionista (Fashionisto?) thing aswell. No one cares what belt you’re wearing.

4- The person who keeps #ThrowingBack to that one vacation:

One time you’ve been to Italy, now its the only memory you have. move on bro.

5- That person that posts an insta-Diarrhea 

You know those right? the guys who post 15 images in a row of one incident. you know could use those flipagram things right?

6- The motivational speaker

That person that keeps finding quotes from the internet to make sure you know that you need to ‘follow your dreams’ and ‘nothing happens in your comfort zone’. Thanks buddy, really ground breaking stuff there

 

For the record, I love Instagram and I love all the posts I come by. 🙂

 

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